welcome to the horrorshow

Omgwut

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

I WAS SHOPPING ON THE INTERNET AND I SAW THIS REALLY CUTE PERFUME BOTTLE AND I MUTTERED UNDER MY BREATH ” OH GOD I WANT YOU” AND MY MOM HEARD AND SHE MADE ME SHOW HER MY INTERNET HISTORY

my hair won’t stay in place and my shirt belongs on a 70’s porn star.

slydig:

hey ur so cute and nice give me ur bank account

♥♥ (at Delray Beach)

paragonpostcards:

Literally the American employment system.

zeeknd:

au thingies - a sort of twisted chronicle au where they’re a bunch of high school kids that come together in the backyard of a house party and run into an unknown object in the woods that gives them powers but instead of telekinesis etc etc, they can manipulate minds into making people think and see what they want them to. so they build a world together where they make everyone believe they’re world famous superstars who sold out arenas and stadiums and have dated endless celebrities and have the world at their feet. but the fame and the constant string of lies and the fighting and the drugs and alcohol and sex start getting to their heads and between them, the weight of their fake world gets heavier and heavier on their conscience, leaving them to wonder if they should even have done it in the first place and what needs to be done to correct their wrongs. (harry’s the awkward shy kid with the camera that films everything from the very start, liam and zayn are the power couple, niall is harry’s lifelong neighbour and kind of only friend and louis is the popular kid who threw the party and is friends with everyone except harry who maybe sort of has a major crush on him.)

ivysaint:

j4cklikes2flyn4ked:

homosexualfrustration:

mycroftismight:

nomittens4kittens:

mycroftismight:

blaperture-mesa:

queenofcandyland:

why do you hurt me so

oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous

This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)

omg thank you

#DID YOU JUST GIVE ME FEELS OVER A CATERPILLAR

#Tumblr. the only place you get feels over a caterpillar

This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)

Well that’s just going to make me cry more

hey Delray, lovely day (at Delray Beach)

fuckyeahitsalltimelow:

ssseaside:

wankbankofamerica:

fuckyeahtattoos:

Ive been a Mickey Mouse enthusiast my whole life. Finally decided on a classic 1930’s Mickey Mouse for my left arm. Done by Jeff Pitts @ Read St Tattoo in Baltimore, MD

In case you need further proof that it is indeed Matt Flyzik’s tattoo

matt flyzik omfg

“posted 29 July, 2011
by onedayyoullfindthis”

does that mean that’s his tumblr

under the towel (at Delray Beach)

tyleroakley:

(via “HOW I BROKE MY BODY”)

basedmamimi:

everyone should wear cute flower crowns. boys. girls. everything in between. rabbits. obama. everyone.